LAURIE C. SCHULTZ

1. Full name?:  Laurie Christine Schultz

2. Were you named after anyone?: Yeah, sure... a lot
of people were named before me. 

3. Do you wish on stars?:  No.  I prefer to wish
on hotdogs.  They're cheaper at the No Frills...
Stars have gone up in price lately.
 
4. Which finger is your favourite?: 
The one I use in the car.
 
5. When did you last cry?: When I didn't answer
enough questions to win Ben Stein's Money.  I also
get emotional during family feud  (brings back
sooooo many memories...)
 
6. If they were making a movie about your life, 
who would play you?: The Character of "Laura
Schwartz" would be played by Bette Midler or the woman
who plays Karen on Will & Grace... I also think Liam
Neeson would do a great job. 

7. Do you like your handwriting?: Well, I do, but
the analysis test reveals that it resembles that of
a "crazy" person. ????? 
  
 
8. Who do you admire?:  Danny Bonaduce-- the
little red-headed kid from the Partridge Family.  I
mean come on... Seriously.  The guy thinks he's great,
even though he's a complete idiot!!!  That's gotta
count for something.   I even named my cat after him
(cause he's orange...)
 
9. What is the #1 priority in your life?:  Finish school....
For the love of GOD, finish school!

10. What is your favorite lunch?:   I must say
that I am fond of Broccoli and cheese... I also
enjoy the Taco Bell every now and then.  And I make
a mean tray of chicken nachos!!
 
11. Any bad habits?: 
 No.  Don't you know who I am???

12. What store would you never be caught dead in?:
Well.. hopefully I'll never get caught dead in any store.
 
13. If you were another person, would you be
friends WITH you?: That depends... What would be in
it for me? Okay... maybe!  Only if I would take me to
The Superstore, then to taco bell... BUT I would insist 
that I paid!!!
 
14. Are you a daredevil?: Sometimes... I once ran
with scissors, and tried to pop a wheelie on an
unicycle 
  
15. Have you ever told a secret you swore you
wouldn't tell?: Yah!  Duh!!!  They only CALL it a
secret... they really WANT you to tell someone! 
 
16. Have you ever stolen anything?:  When I was 5
I took some flowers out of my neighbour's flower
bed. It was a misunderstanding.  I thought she said
I  could pick them.  Later, I found out that she
meant the dandelions.  Oops!  Oh well, what'cha
gonna do!?  I also have a nice collection of salt and pepper 
shakers and beer glasses from various local pubs.
 
17. Do looks matter?:  What kind of look are we
talking about?  The evil eye probably matters.  I
wouldn't want to be in the line of fire of one of
those!  
 
18. Do you pray?: Only on unsuspecting victims. 

19. Have you ever met anyone famous?:  Here's the
list:  Mr. Dressup, all the members of Great Big
Sea -several times, The Rankin Family (MOST
exciting),  all the members of Glass Tiger, Joe
Rockman from the Jeff Healey Band,  Jim Cuddy from
Blue Rodeo, Damhnait Doyle, had dinner with Ashley
MacIsaac in  his  hotel room, and last but certainly
not least... the  man I may marry someday.... BURTON
CUMMINGS... Yes, Burton... I TOO will play a rhapsody.
 
20. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end
of the rainbow?:  I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that there's
a leprochaun under my bed.  (I asked him to come
over)
 
 
21. Are you trendy?: That depends... are jogging
pants in? 
 
22. What do you do to vent anger?: Scrub the
 toilet with the nearest toothbrush. 
  
23. Are you passive or aggressive?:  That all
depends on the situation.  Sometimes, if it's not
worth the  hassle, I'll be passive... like when my
walkman batteries die... oh well... such is life!
BUT... if the Taco Bell drive thru kid doesn't give me
enough hotsauce,  WATCH OUT!!!
 
24. Who is your idol?:  It used to be Bette
Midler. Then it was the Pillsbury Dough Boy... Now
I'm in the market for a new idol... send me your
resume, cover letter and an essay -50 words or less,
on why I  should pick YOU to be my new idol.  Don't
call  me... I'll call you. 
 
25. Who is your second family?:  Susie's Family --
the Egans.  I'm the daughter they never had. I
would also like to think I'm welcome at the Brady's
Place and the Partridge Family Homestead....  The
family from Full House asked me to come over for
dinner but I told them where to stick it!
 
26. Do you trust others easily?: What do you mean
by that?  What? Is this a trick question???   What's
the catch?  Why the heck do you want to know?
 
27. What was your favorite toy as a child?:
I enjoyed the Play Doh Hair Salon, Barbie, and my
Weeble Wobble family (complete with a Weeble house).
Spiragraph was also a big hit at my house.  And
don't forget My Little Pony!!
 
28. What class in school did you think was totally
useless?:  I'd have to say math.  When, in REAL
LIFE does X = (Y X Z) + 48 - 16??? Huh?  You tell
me!!!  And hey... for the record... PIE IS SOMETHING
YOU EAT, DAMMIT!!!
 
29. Have you ever been on radio or television?:  A
little from Column A, a little from Column B... 
Wait till you see my new show -Lifestyles of the Poor 
and Unknown.

30. Do you like sappy love songs?: It depends...
is Barry Manilow involved at all... Yes Barry, okay,
fine... Whatever... you write the songs that make
the whole world sing... blah blah blah... (how I
knew those lyrics is totally beyond me) 
 
31. Do you have a journal?:  I like to keep track
of past new years resolutions:  take up smoking...
blow my nose instead of the snort & swallow
method... put on a little weight... become more self
involved... stop hollering "mom, I'm done" from the
bathroom... etc.
 
32. Have you ever intentionally hurt someone?:  Of
course... it's not nearly as rewarding if you do it by
accident.

33. Do you like sarcasm?:  I've never had a
sarcasm (that I know of)
 
34. Have you ever been in a mosh pit?: No, Rankin
Family concerts usually don't generate
"moshers".... All those celtic hooligans!!! 
 
35. Do you feel understood most of the time?:  
That depends... how much sugar have I had?
 
36. Have you thought seriously about committing 
suicide?:  Murder yes... Suicide no...   I've also
contemplated covering my neighbour's porch in
mustard... I'm not exactly sure why... 
 
37. Do you know what `sctief' is?: 
I think it has something to do with Constipation remedies,
doesn't it? 
 
38. What is your nickname?:  
I often get "Laurnado", "Schultzie", or "Spiderbutt", but I
prefer "The Queen Of All Things"
  
39. Do you untie your shoes every time you take
them off?:  One doesn't need to untie velcro
 
40. What are you worried about right now?: 
I just had 2 glasses of water and a large chocolate Milk...
AM I GOING TO PEE THE BED???? 
I'm also worried that my tongue might shrivel up and
dry out during the night...   Some call it
irrational...  but hey... it could happen!
 
41. Do you ever wear overalls?:
Nope... but under all these clothes I'm completely naked!  (Come on...
let's keep Canada Beautiful!!!!)
 
42. Do you think you are strong?:
Inner strength...definitely.  Outer strength?  Well... I don't
know... I can never get the lid off the pickle
jar.  That's alright... I didn't want a pickle
anyway!!!!!!  SO THERE!!!!  But hey!  I could give
any one of you a VERBAL THRASHING of a LIFETIME!
 
43. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?: 
I'm gonna have to say, I enjoy Chocolate Chip Cookie
Dough, and Chocolate Peanut Butter... mmm...
I can't wait till they come out with sour cream &
onion!  Haagen Das is good, but Ben & Gerry's is
FAAAAAAAAANNNN - TASTIC!!!
 
44. Who is the person you talk to most often?:
That little voice inside my head that sometimes tells me to burn
things.

45. Who is least likely to talk to you?:
Burton Cummings (that's okay... he hasn't responded to any
of my letters.... not even the ones where I drew him
with me on our wedding day...  I stayed inside the
lines and everything while colouring them...  jerk.)